But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for

May 20
May 19
wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

May 19

tardiscrash:

lacigreen:

mother-fuckingf0x:

Hank Green speaking the truth.

Yeah, how about worst time. Ever.

I feel bad for anyone who says that and actually means it. How horrible must their adult life be?

May 17

fullcabs:

fuck

May 16
phrux:

pikachu get the fuck out of there

I want them allll!

phrux:

pikachu get the fuck out of there

I want them allll!

May 15

martincrieffsbakedpotato:

stilesthejeepwhisperer:

I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games

that’s it

that is literally what it is

May 15
arrafrost:

gazzymouse:

Ponita is a ridiculous pony.



Poooniiitaaa, people don’t take this seriously enough as it is, and you’re not helping!

arrafrost:

gazzymouse:

Ponita is a ridiculous pony.

Poooniiitaaa, people don’t take this seriously enough as it is, and you’re not helping!

May 14
May 12

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!? 

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

*dies of cuteness overload*

May 11

askthewintersoldier:

BECAUSE THIS FUCKING SONG HAS BEEN ON THE LOOP EVER SINCE I’VE HEARD OF IT ALL THANKS TO JENSEN’S AWESOME FUCKING VOICE AND RASPY HUSKY SHIT I CAN’T DO THIS HOLD ME 

(⊙‿⊙✿)

O-O